S$x Machines Museum (abbreviated SMM) is a s$x museum in Prague, the Czech Republic which has a collection of s$x devices. Established in 2002, it is located near the Old Town Square.
The official website of the S$x Machines Museum describes itself as “an exposition of mechanical erotic appliances, the purpose of which is to bring pleasure and allow extraordinary and unusual positions during intercourse.” It is the only s$x museum in the world solely dedicated to s$x machines.
If you’re researching a trip to Prague, you’ll undoubtedly come across the S$x Machines Museum. This museum is not for the easily offended, the faint of heart and children are not permitted. Feel free to stop reading now if you fit into one of these camps because even if you’re not easily offended.
The S$x Machines Museum is near the Old Town Square, so it’s convenient to visit for most tourists in the city. Opened in 2002, it is the only museum in the world that’s exclusively dedicated to s$x machines.
The collection comes from all over the world and began several years ago as the result of research conducted by the owner Oriano Bizzochi.
While a lot of what’s on display is quite funny, old-fashioned, and most historical, it’s worth noting that if you’re at all prudish or easily embarrassed, this might not be the museum for you.
That said, if you are lighthearted, curious, interested in human behavior throughout history, and have a bit of a sense of humor, I think you’ll find it informative if not enjoyable.
The S$x Machines Museum is an exploration of how people have reacted to, achieved, prevented, and thought about s$x around the world for generations, whether it be prudish, adventurous, or downright disturbing.
It is situated over three floors with over 300 exhibits of s$x gadgets, the S$x Machines Museum is honestly about as far from s$xy as you can get but offers a pretty informative look back at s$x through the ages, what people have been willing to do or use to find (or in some cases, prevent) s$xual pleasure and some of the more comical gimmicks that have bamboozled people through the years.
When you enter the museum, you’ll notice the decor straight away. You’ll also find a chair you can sit in that tells you how hot you are and makes for a fun photo opportunity to remember.
The S$x Machines Museum in Prague is located at Melantrichova 18 – 11000 Praha 1 and it’s open daily from 10 am to 11 pm. Tickets are Czk 250 for adults, Czk 200 for groups of 8 or more people, and Czk 150 for students with a valid ID.
Admission is strictly for those who are over 18 years old. It took us just less than an hour to wander through the whole of the museum, however, you could take longer if you wanted to.