Finally, an event that everyone can enjoy and laugh at. In Japan, every 3rd of March is traditionally known as Hina Matsuri and is a celebration of young girls as they grow into adulthood.
Activities include setting up an exquisite display of Japanese dolls featuring a noble family and eating snacks and festive sushi.
However, you probably notice that this event celebrating only girls is leaving out a very important segment of Japan’s population. That’s right, I’m talking about fart-lovers.
Out of all the music, food, and festivities surrounding Hina Matsuri, not a single one is oriented to people who love to smell farts — be they their own or other people’s. This tragic wrong is about to be righted, however, by the upcoming event Everyone Listen to the Farts of Beautiful Women Party Vol. 2.
The bold assumption that 94 percent of the population of Japan is fart-lovers was an especially nice touch. It was also nice of them to apologize for the delay, especially since volume one was only four months ago.
In the contest, participants must freestyle rap and then end their verse with a fart. Whoever can successfully punctuate their rhymes with a rectal raspberry will rule the roost in the Onarap Battle.
So what are you waiting for? Break out your air purifier and yams, and get ready for Everyone Listen to the Farts of Beautiful Women Vol. 2! It’s sure to be a blast.
